Buy Me a House and Give Me a Ring, I Deserve Everything

Buy Me a House and Give Me a Ring, I Deserve Everything

8 months ago
Maple Summers @MapleBSummers

There is his idea that black women do not deserve love. That we have to settle for men who think…

Hey, You Broke Bitch! You Deserve Nice Things.

Hey, You Broke Bitch! You Deserve Nice Things.

I told myself not to spend the money. I needed to save up for a down payment on a house,…

11 months ago
Yes, You Need to Put Curtains On Those Windows Because You’re an Adult Now, But Are You Really?

Yes, You Need to Put Curtains On Those Windows Because You’re an Adult Now, But Are You Really?

There is this misconception, especially in America, that turning 18 somehow suddenly transforms you into a grown person who is…

11 months ago
Why It’s Taking Me So Long to Finish This Short Story

Why It’s Taking Me So Long to Finish This Short Story

Reignite has been very difficult for me to get through. Some of you who have been following my blog over…

12 months ago
Wearing silk clothing is the next best thing to being naked in the summer time

Wearing silk clothing is the next best thing to being naked in the summer time

As it reaches past 100 degrees here in sunny Memphis, Tennessee, people hunt for ways to keep cool beneath the…

1 year ago
Back to Earth… In progress

Back to Earth… In progress

Started this project as a personal challenge to do a submission to Harlequin romance. I'm starting to think that maybe…

1 year ago
Men Do Not Know How to Flirt With Women

Men Do Not Know How to Flirt With Women

99.982736482827% of men do not know how to flirt with women. I made it specific to women because I stick…

1 year ago
Neverland Book Progress

Neverland Book Progress

January 2018 A pain in my ass. Let's get started talking about this. Okay, so, according to my writing schedule,…

1 year ago
Writing All the You Out of Me, Book Updates

Writing All the You Out of Me, Book Updates

April 9, 2018 This has been a pain in my ass because I literally feel like I have been re-writing…

1 year ago
Becoming Air, Tank Drum Music Album Progress Updates

Becoming Air, Tank Drum Music Album Progress Updates

I'll take a second to laugh because while the title of this post is accurate, as it was meant to…

1 year ago
I know I met you on an online dating app, but I think we should just be regular friends, lol

I know I met you on an online dating app, but I think we should just be regular friends, lol

I am going to be honest; I am totally not above taking screen shots. If you send some fuck shit…

2 years ago
(Re)Ignite Progress Updates

(Re)Ignite Progress Updates

Apr 24, 2016 I'm sorryyy. I've clearly not been finishing nearly as many things as I've started or posting as…

2 years ago
What To Do When a Crush Turns Into a One Night Stand

What To Do When a Crush Turns Into a One Night Stand

One-night stands. A sexual experience that can either be extremely freeing or very insulting depending on how it goes. I…

2 years ago
I not-so-secretly watch interracial porn videos

I not-so-secretly watch interracial porn videos

I confess I have a problem; I love porn. It's a multi-billion dollar industry so it is very clear that…

2 years ago
There Are A Lot of Fuck Boys on Tinder and Here’s A List of Things They Do To Annoy Me

There Are A Lot of Fuck Boys on Tinder and Here’s A List of Things They Do To Annoy Me

I should know. I've "dated" at least ten of them, and the other hundred I've had any sort of conversation…

2 years ago
My Abusive Relationship Gave Me Nightmares

My Abusive Relationship Gave Me Nightmares

He gave me nightmares. Not at first but as the relationship dragged on and on and started going to shit,…

2 years ago
Loving a Jealous Man: The Hairy Green Beast

Loving a Jealous Man: The Hairy Green Beast

How do you define nightmare? I define it as being stuck in a relationship with someone who doesn't trust you,…

2 years ago
Hyper-Masculinity is Ruining the Men in America

Hyper-Masculinity is Ruining the Men in America

The first time I was confronted by a guy who wasn't hyper-masculine or insecure about his identity as a man…

2 years ago
Dating In the Dark: Don’t Take Him Home To Mama

Dating In the Dark: Don’t Take Him Home To Mama

Sometimes we are ashamed of the men we date. It could be because he's nothing like your papa, or because…

2 years ago

I Can’t Make You Love Me Cover by Leroy Sanchez, Tank, Adele

I've been borderline obsessed with Leroy since high school. My sister and I discovered him together during a Youtube spree.…

2 years ago
Why Beauty and the Beast’s Evermore is the Perfect Breakup Song

Why Beauty and the Beast’s Evermore is the Perfect Breakup Song

I mean, do you really need to ask? But maybe you do, if you haven't seen the new Beauty and…

2 years ago
The 1 Year Anniversary of Breakup Tragedy

The 1 Year Anniversary of Breakup Tragedy

Since Facebook was kind enough to remind me that I got my heart ripped out one year ago today, I…

2 years ago
Life Is Hard: Should You Make It Easier With a Sugar Daddy?

Life Is Hard: Should You Make It Easier With a Sugar Daddy?

As with anything else, there are pros and cons to this situation too. So why say yes to being a…

2 years ago
When Sex is the Best Part of the Relationship

When Sex is the Best Part of the Relationship

This is not necessarily a bad thing... unless you're trying to make it to your one year anniversary. In this case,…

2 years ago
I Exposed My Abuser on the Internet and I Am Proud of Myself

I Exposed My Abuser on the Internet and I Am Proud of Myself

Victims need validation. I know because I was a victim. I am a victim. I have been victimized. This is very much a state…

2 years ago
Ash Leon aka Ashely Markell Santinac is a Liar, Scammer, and All Around Fuckboy

Ash Leon aka Ashely Markell Santinac is a Liar, Scammer, and All Around Fuckboy

Ashely Markell Santinac. Code name: abusive, manipulative, scammer trash This nigga gives "fuckboy" a new and enhanced meaning. I know…

2 years ago
Maybe He Doesn’t Hit You, But He Still Abuses You

Maybe He Doesn’t Hit You, But He Still Abuses You

Maybe he doesn't hit you....but he threatens to. He breaks things. Storms around ripping legs from seats, turning vases and…

2 years ago
Hang Drum Music is Fairy Magic for the Ears

Hang Drum Music is Fairy Magic for the Ears

Why the handpan/hang drum? Because I've been a musician all my life. I started playing piano when I was 6,…

2 years ago

Standards 1937

If he don't got a brain, he can't get brain.  ?STOP?FUCKING?STUPID?MEN?THIS?YEAR ? 

2 years ago
What are you really fighting about? Learn to Communicate in Your Relationship

What are you really fighting about? Learn to Communicate in Your Relationship

Couples therapy. Probably the most dreaded set of words after “you’re fired”, but unlike unemployment, couples therapy can actually be…

3 years ago

A Song For When You See Someone Who Is Just Too Sexy

Epiphany by Reina Williams I am not fucking with ya'll. From the very first time I heard this song...which was...what…

3 years ago
We Know You’ve Been Crushing On Emma Swan’s Wardrobe in Once Upon a Time

We Know You’ve Been Crushing On Emma Swan’s Wardrobe in Once Upon a Time

Look, we totally get it. Being a butt-kicking, magic-yielding bounty hunter with excellent, yet simple, fashion taste are highly desirable…

3 years ago
Get The Sociopathic Serial Killing Zombie Slaying Negan Look 

Get The Sociopathic Serial Killing Zombie Slaying Negan Look

Look. We know nobody really likes Negan, even though he's a very attractive, wife-stealing murderer. But despite all of those…

3 years ago
Velvet Couches and Chairs for a Classy and Beautiful Home Accent

Velvet Couches and Chairs for a Classy and Beautiful Home Accent

Another obsession of mine. Velvet. I love velvet everything: bedspreads, pillows, dresses, pants, shoes, draperies, and furniture. Velvet couches and…

3 years ago
These Boyfriend Sweaters Will Drive You Wilder Than Your Boyfriend

These Boyfriend Sweaters Will Drive You Wilder Than Your Boyfriend

Let's just be honest; boyfriend sweaters are hot, but some of the designs of actual man sweaters are not. So,…

3 years ago
Furniture for an Autumn Inspired Color Scheme

Furniture for an Autumn Inspired Color Scheme

As I've gotten through the years, I've developed a borderline obsession for all things Autumn: butternut squash soup, cranberry colored…

3 years ago
Bring Out Your Inner Sex Goddess for Pole and Exotic Dancing With These Platform Heels

Bring Out Your Inner Sex Goddess for Pole and Exotic Dancing With These Platform Heels

One of the things that really put me in the mood as a beginning pole dancer was upping my shoe…

3 years ago
Dress in Drag for Halloween: I Became a Man

Dress in Drag for Halloween: I Became a Man

Friends did not recognize me when I made my temporary transformation from a curvy female who stands not even at…

3 years ago

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