Niggalations 2:01 On this day in Black History, a black man paid his child support without crying like a little bitch.
Niggalations 2:02 Jesus wept, for he was unfamiliar with nignogs being joyfully responsible for providing for the seeds that they have sown.
Niggalations 2:03 A black mother wept for she did not have to stress herself out reminding a grown ass man how children come into the world.
Niggalations 2:04 And all was at peace as a joyful noise swept over this household and that night, the children slept peacefully with all the bills paid and good food in their bellies. Amen.