Niggalations 2:01 On this day in Black History, a black man paid his child support without crying like a little bitch.
Niggalations 2:02 Jesus wept, for he was unfamiliar with nignogs being joyfully responsible for providing for the seeds that they have sown.
Niggalations 2:03 A black mother wept for she did not have to stress herself out reminding a grown ass man how children come into the world.
Niggalations 2:04 And all was at peace as a joyful noise swept over this household and that night, the children slept peacefully with all the bills paid and good food in their bellies. Amen.
Who goes to get a hammy ham sandwich in the middle of the night and ends up getting her face bitten by an unhandsome stranger? This girl over here. I guess the lesson in that is:
If you are a single woman, don't go buy anymore sandwiches in Brooklyn after 10 p.m. ✓
If you are a single woman, don’t go buy sandwiches in Brooklyn by yourself. ✓
Don’t go buy anything by your single woman self. That's obviously asking for trouble. ✓
Stay in the house for the rest of eternity to properly avoid men with teeth as all single women should do. ✓✓✓
Check out Tragically Hilarious Tales About Love on Amazon & Kindle for more.
- Like
- Digg
- Del
- Tumblr
- VKontakte
- Buffer
- Love This
- Odnoklassniki
- Meneame
- Blogger
- Amazon
- Yahoo Mail
- Gmail
- AOL
- Newsvine
- HackerNews
- Evernote
- MySpace
- Mail.ru
- Viadeo
- Line
- Comments
- Yummly
- SMS
- Viber
- Telegram
- Subscribe
- Skype
- Facebook Messenger
- Kakao
- LiveJournal
- Yammer
- Edgar
- Fintel
- Mix
- Instapaper
- Copy Link
0 Comments