According to an Irrelevant Nigger, Black Women Can Help Unify Black People By Taking Irresponsible Black Men Off of Child Support

Even for me, a natural-haired, septum-wearing, pierced-up, tattoo-having negro whore who spends tons of time on the internet, this is a new level of low from the overly beloved and extremely useless black men of the African-American community.

This is Ashy 101: absolving yourself of the responsibility of controlling where your sperm lands.

Of course, it is not surprising to see a black man trying to dodge accountability and making up a thousand excuses for why black men should not be paying child support, as if there aren’t men of other races who are also paying child support for making the questionably unsound decision to have children that they were not intending to provide for. What is surprising here is that this man is framing this issue as if it is the responsibility of the black women putting these worthless, irresponsible men on child support to put aside the needs of these children in order to achieve some vague idea of black unity.

How can black people possibly achieve “unity” in this fantasy world were black men don’t want to pay child support or otherwise support children that they helped create? Why must black women be forced to continue being the majority of childrearers in the black community? Have these black men ever thought of maybe…not getting people pregnant? An ounce of prevention does prevent 18 years of suffering.

Unfortunately, I do not foresee (the majority of) black men ever claiming responsibility for their role in bringing so many unplanned children into the world. It’s not like vasectomies or condoms exist so there is absolutely no way that these men could have prevented themselves from being put into the system and being forced to take care of children they’d otherwise neglect.

On this tragedy of an ashy opinion, I leave you with this quote:

If dusty be the father; dusty shall too be the son. Niggalations 9:11.

This is a long cycle that black men are obviously not committed to breaking. Only the future will be able to show us if black men are capable of improving as a whole and becoming actual fathers to the children they create.

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