Bring Out Your Inner Sex Goddess for Pole and Exotic Dancing With These Platform Heels

One of the things that really put me in the mood as a beginning pole dancer was upping my shoe game. What I mean by this is… you can enhance your practices and make yourself feel a lot sexier in the right pair of shoes. You might already be a shoe person like myself and need to add something to your collection, there’s something for you here too.

Okay, okay. Some of these heels might be high, and some of them might be super high. I don’t want to make promises, but before I got my own pair of 8 inch heels, the highest shoes I’d ever been in were 6 and adding another 2 inches to those took a bit of getting used to. But that extra height does something to make me feel like a true woman each and every time I climb up into them and get on the pole. With this is mind, I’ve raided the inter-webs for some of the hottest and highest heels to adorn your tootsies with to give you that extra boost of confidence when you pole dance, or even, if you stay on your feet while you party. And the best thing is, many of these shoes are already padded on the inside because they were designed for dancing. Take a look and pick the hottest pair if you dare!

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