Look. We get it. Some of us are short too, but that shouldn’t stop us from feeling tall or looking fabulous. And so, we’ve collected our picks of flatform sneakers and sandals, scavenged from some of the best online retailers to give you your fashion fix for the day. Stay tuned in by subscribing as we work towards developing our own fashion galleries and looks we love.
Who goes to get a hammy ham sandwich in the middle of the night and ends up getting her face bitten by an unhandsome stranger? This girl over here. I guess the lesson in that is: If you are a single woman, don't go buy anymore sandwiches in Brooklyn after 10 p.m. ✓ If you are a single woman, don’t go buy sandwiches in Brooklyn by yourself. ✓ Don’t go buy anything by your single woman self. That's obviously asking for trouble. ✓ Stay in the house for the rest of eternity to properly avoid men with teeth as all single women should do. ✓✓✓ Check out Tragically Hilarious Tales About Love on Amazon & Kindle for more.