Look. We know nobody really likes Negan, even though he’s a very attractive, wife-stealing murderer. But despite all of those little flaws, we can never deny that he is impeccably well-dressed for a homicidal dictator in the middle of The Walking Dead’s apocalyptic, zombie world. Sure, for most people, the end of America as we know it would mean the end of fashion, but not for the kick-ass survivors of the ever popular The Walking Dead. This is still a science fiction TV show so I’ll break down a Negan’s signature look so you can steal it for yourself.

You’ve got to have a leather jacket.

Yes, we know Negan almost always rocks a black jacket, but, this isn’t the apocalypse and we thought you’d appreciate some color.

Did you forget about a neck scarf?

It still gets cold during a Georgian winter. Pick out your favorite to tuck into your zipped jacket. I’m almost certain he’s hiding knives in some sort of neck cozy underneath those scarves, but….there’s no proof of that. So… match that with…

 A solid-colored shirt or sweater with clean lines for simplicity behind your fancy jacket and scarf.

 Your favorite skinny or slim cut jeans… and…

Combat boots!

Nobody should be without a good pair of boots during a zombie apocalypse. That would just be shameful. Useful for having excellent traction while running for your life, or, if you’re in a pinch, equally as useful for crushing zombie heads into blood pudding.

Voila! Now you’re ready to bash the skulls of immortals (though we hope you aren’t actually doing that!!), slay zombies, and command the Saviors!

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