There are a multitude of reasons why we form our sexual preferences. We all have likes and dislikes, kinks, and things that may completely put us off or disgust us or even make us recoil in fear.
There are things you might be a little ashamed to admit to that just really drive you to the point of asking for God’s mercy because you are a filthy, little sinner and the flesh is weak.
It be like that sometimes. *shrugs*
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So with all of that said....are you a Twinkie or a Toaster Strudel?
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Definitely a Twinkie. FILL ME UP with the good stuff. For people with breeding kinks and who don't believe much in pulling out. 😳
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Toaster Strudel. I love to see it! Lovers of backshots and the "I want it on my chest" brigade. The strudel is for you.
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Who goes to get a hammy ham sandwich in the middle of the night and ends up getting her face bitten by an unhandsome stranger? This girl over here. I guess the lesson in that is:
If you are a single woman, don't go buy anymore sandwiches in Brooklyn after 10 p.m. ✓
If you are a single woman, don’t go buy sandwiches in Brooklyn by yourself. ✓
Don’t go buy anything by your single woman self. That's obviously asking for trouble. ✓
Stay in the house for the rest of eternity to properly avoid men with teeth as all single women should do. ✓✓✓
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