Life Is Hard: Should You Make It Easier With a Sugar Daddy?


As with anything else, there are pros and cons to this situation too. So why say yes to being a sugar princess? I’ve got a few ideas on this front:

1. Financial stability.

Money makes the world rotate and turn and brings the sun up every morning and sets it in the evening, and poverty doesn’t look cute on anyone. Money buys stuff. And people tend to like stuff. Some people like stuff more than other people, some people like stuff more than they like people. So if personal feelings are really not your forte and you have ascended into the realm of the completely emotionless void of 21st century practicality, then you know that money does, indeed buy happiness…and stuff.

2. Regular affection.

Some people get lonely. People were not made to be by themselves, so it is only natural that they would link up with someone. It is our biological imperative to procreate. Some people do that, some people resist and end up with children anyway, some people escape kid free. But the real point is that, whether you’re using children to trap some unsuspecting well-off man, or giving him the sons and daughters he’s always desired in exchange for companionship, or you may actually just find him (or her) interesting and attractive, affection has never put a dent in the sugar daddy/mama, sugar baby arrangement. Sometimes, we all need something to add just the right amount of Diabetes to an already sweet deal, and kisses never killed nobody.

3. Stability.

Some people like this shit. And when I say, some people, I mean more or less everyone. I’m almost certain that even crackheads and junkies would rather have an unlimited supply of smack than struggling, sucking dick, selling off possessions, thieving, and doing other unpleasant and possibly unscrupulous activities to get their regular fix. And, let’s just face it, it’s a lot easier to support a habit with unlimited funds than on a fixed income, or shit, even worse, no income (wheth that be drugs, shoes, or books). So that links back to financial thing. Though financial stability does not always come with a stable man.

So let’s talk briefly about stable men. You can’t just eye ball a well-tailored suit and nod your head knowingly and say, “Yep, he’s definitely mentally stable, I can see it in the hem of his 3 piece Armani.” Shit, he could suck you into his world of riches and get you hooked on drugs before he starts beating the hell out of you. I’m not denying that that would be very unfortunate, but Sugar daddies, just like everything else, don’t come with a sign to let you know what’s gold, what’s ripe, and what’s rotten. And abuse isn’t just being doled out with happy fists from men, for you guys who are into being kept. Women can be just as crazy, abusive, or murderous as men. Just because there are more male serial killers and rapists than women, doesn’t mean there aren’t those very special women out there waiting to trap some unsuspecting soul in a web, before sucking him, emotionally or financially dry, and biting his head off. That’s just a warning for sugar daddies and sugar babies. Crazy comes from all financial backgrounds, so be forewarned.

4. A man who finally knows what he wants.

Alright ladies. We’ve heard a lot of crap from men about us not knowing what we want, but what about the emotional trauma we have endured with dating men who really are not at all who they say they are. I mean, really? How many of you are 6 foot 3 with the biceps of Batman, the money of Oliver Queen, and the confidence of the two combined looking for a strong and confident woman with her own career and so on and bullshit?

Unless you have managed to nab a happy-go-lucky trust fund baby, you’ve probably found a working man. Maybe he owns a business, or several, or is a lawyer or doctor, but I’m going to say that it’s pretty likely that he didn’t get successful by making a string of bad decisions. A successful man is a man used to seeing what he wants because he knows its value, or he doesn’t and is good as hell at guessing or pays someone to make smart decisions for him. Butttt, if you’ve scored or are looking to score the business oriented man, he’s going to know your worth when he sees you and either, invest, or move on to other options.

5. Dating on a time limit.

He’s got to expire sometime soon, right? Depending on how powdery your sugar daddy is. If he’s brittle and becoming dusty, he might just blow right away soon enough and leave you in charge of your own kingdom. And if you don’t mind testicles that have seen most of the past century, then high fives for you, I’ll leave you to it. Every man is ageless in the dark…or so I’ve been told.

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