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    (Re)Ignite Progress Updates

    Apr 24, 2016 I’m sorryyy. I’ve clearly not been finishing nearly as many things as I’ve started or posting as often as I should, buttt,...

    Apr 24, 2016 I’m sorryyy. I’ve clearly not been finishing nearly as many things as I’ve started or posting as often as I should, buttt, here’s the rundown on the latest short story. (And no, guys and ladies, i haven’t quite hit 90,000 words on the novel but i get a little further every time...
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    What To Do When a Crush Turns Into a One Night Stand

    One-night stands. A sexual experience that can either be extremely freeing or very insulting depending on how it goes. I have had a handful of...

    One-night stands. A sexual experience that can either be extremely freeing or very insulting depending on how it goes. I have had a handful of my own one-night stands and have had very different feelings about them. The quality of a one-night stand is weighed by a lot of factors: your feelings, his/her/their feelings, if...
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    I not-so-secretly watch interracial porn videos

    I confess I have a problem; I love porn. It’s a multi-billion dollar industry so it is very clear that I am not the only...

    I confess I have a problem; I love porn. It’s a multi-billion dollar industry so it is very clear that I am not the only one watching it, but I may be one of the few who have noticed its severe lack of diversity. There is something sweet and innocent about a secretly slutty white...
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    There Are A Lot of Fuck Boys on Tinder and Here’s A List of Things They Do To Annoy Me

    I should know. I’ve “dated” at least ten of them, and the other hundred I’ve had any sort of conversation with had a vast variety...

    I should know. I’ve “dated” at least ten of them, and the other hundred I’ve had any sort of conversation with had a vast variety of faults that will kill any vibe that I might be capable of feeling before it can sprout, regardless of where I meet them. 1. Assuming that I want sleep with...
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    My Abusive Relationship Gave Me Nightmares

    He gave me nightmares. Not at first but as the relationship dragged on and on and started going to shit, so did my mental and...

    He gave me nightmares. Not at first but as the relationship dragged on and on and started going to shit, so did my mental and emotional health. Things got so bad for me that one critical comment from him could shut me down for hours and that is how he earned the nickname, Satan. I...
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    Loving a Jealous Man: The Hairy Green Beast

    How do you define nightmare? I define it as being stuck in a relationship with someone who doesn’t trust you, with someone who says he...

    How do you define nightmare? I define it as being stuck in a relationship with someone who doesn’t trust you, with someone who says he loves you and then throws accusations at you of things that you know you would never do, things he has done before and things you have never participated in, like...
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    Hyper-Masculinity is Ruining the Men in America

    The first time I was confronted by a guy who wasn’t hyper-masculine or insecure about his identity as a man was in high school by...

    The first time I was confronted by a guy who wasn’t hyper-masculine or insecure about his identity as a man was in high school by my high school sweetheart. I vaguely remember the first time I saw him cry. My first thoughts about this activity had nothing to do with his masculinity. There was no...
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    Dating In the Dark: Don’t Take Him Home To Mama

    Sometimes we are ashamed of the men we date. It could be because he’s nothing like your papa, or because he’s exactly like your father....

    Sometimes we are ashamed of the men we date. It could be because he’s nothing like your papa, or because he’s exactly like your father. Or maybe you were raised by your mother and you know that she wouldn’t approve of him at all. Or even more than that, men that we don’t even want...
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  • I Can’t Make You Love Me Cover by Leroy Sanchez, Tank, Adele

    I’ve been borderline obsessed with Leroy since high school. My sister and I discovered him together during a Youtube spree. Leroy has a beautiful range...

    I’ve been borderline obsessed with Leroy since high school. My sister and I discovered him together during a Youtube spree. Leroy has a beautiful range and every time he hits a high note so, it makes me want to take my panties off… You know, if I was ever wearing any to start with. I...
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    Why Beauty and the Beast’s Evermore is the Perfect Breakup Song

    I mean, do you really need to ask? But maybe you do, if you haven’t seen the new Beauty and the Beast movie yet. I...

    I mean, do you really need to ask? But maybe you do, if you haven’t seen the new Beauty and the Beast movie yet. I was very excited about seeing it, and, to be honest, I was feeling a little skeptical about my first viewing of it even though I did fall in love with...
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