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    There Are A Lot of Fuck Boys on Tinder and Here’s A List of Things They Do To Annoy Me

    FollowFollow meI should know. I’ve “dated” at least ten of them, and the other hundred I’ve had any sort of conversation with had a vast...

    FollowFollow meI should know. I’ve “dated” at least ten of them, and the other hundred I’ve had any sort of conversation with had a vast variety of faults that will kill any vibe that I might be capable of feeling before it can sprout, regardless of where I meet them. 1. Assuming that I want sleep...
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    Dating In the Dark: Don’t Take Him Home To Mama

    FollowFollow meSometimes we are ashamed of the men we date. It could be because he’s nothing like your papa, or because he’s exactly like your...

    FollowFollow meSometimes we are ashamed of the men we date. It could be because he’s nothing like your papa, or because he’s exactly like your father. Or maybe you were raised by your mother and you know that she wouldn’t approve of him at all. Or even more than that, men that we don’t even...
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    When Sex is the Best Part of the Relationship

    FollowFollow meThis is not necessarily a bad thing… unless you’re trying to make it to your one year anniversary. In this case, having a relationship whose...

    FollowFollow meThis is not necessarily a bad thing… unless you’re trying to make it to your one year anniversary. In this case, having a relationship whose strongest asset is the ass, becomes a serious problem right around the time when you’ve had so much sex that you might actually really want to get to know each...
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    I Am Just Some Girl That You Text Sometimes

    FollowFollow meThat is what I tell him when he treats me like I don’t matter. How can you be important to anyone who treats you...

    FollowFollow meThat is what I tell him when he treats me like I don’t matter. How can you be important to anyone who treats you like you aren’t important? “Him” is no one specific anymore. He could be anyone. The men blur together because despite their differences, they always turn out to be a slightly...
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    I Finally Met a Man Who Doesn’t Suck: Is It Friendship, Casual Dating, or Something More?

    FollowFollow meDating nowadays is suspect as shit and I’m sure dating next year will only be worse. The thing you should keep in mind during...

    FollowFollow meDating nowadays is suspect as shit and I’m sure dating next year will only be worse. The thing you should keep in mind during this interesting little story is that the word “date” was never mentioned before, during, or after any hangout session, and may never be, for all I know. *shrugs* With this...
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    I Exposed My Abuser on the Internet and I Am Proud of Myself

    FollowFollow meVictims need validation. I know because I was a victim. I am a victim. I have been victimized. This is very much a state of being that can last...

    FollowFollow meVictims need validation. I know because I was a victim. I am a victim. I have been victimized. This is very much a state of being that can last for months or years which may also be accompanied by anxiety, depression, or PTSD. So you mean to tell me that I’m just supposed to let some ashy nigga manipulate me, treat me...
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    There Really is a Thin Line Between Love and Hate

    FollowFollow meI rewatched A Thin Line Between Love and Hate tonight. I haven’t seen it in years. The last time I saw it was before I truly...

    FollowFollow meI rewatched A Thin Line Between Love and Hate tonight. I haven’t seen it in years. The last time I saw it was before I truly had my heart broken. Before, I only imagined what heartbreak felt like. Only could picture that kind of sadness from Rose’s anguished cries as she reached for Jack’s frozen hand...
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     When am I going to get over my abusive relationship?

    FollowFollow meThe truth is, I really don’t know. It’s been two years since the worst relationship of my life and I still suffer from the...

    FollowFollow meThe truth is, I really don’t know. It’s been two years since the worst relationship of my life and I still suffer from the insecurities he implanted in my mind. I was a pretty confident woman before I met Satan, as I now call him.  And like the devil, he crept in with sunny smiles...
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    Men Apparently Are Not Capable of Being Considerate

    FollowFollow meAnother would-be date gone very very wrong. Another man thrown into the “fuck boy” category. I have tried to be reasonable. I even explained...

    FollowFollow meAnother would-be date gone very very wrong. Another man thrown into the “fuck boy” category. I have tried to be reasonable. I even explained my point of view, but,I guess when you’re selfish and only thinking about your own feelings, it’s impossible to be apologetic for your wrongdoings and neglect…or blatant stupidity, as I’m...
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