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Who goes to get a hammy ham sandwich in the middle of the night and ends up getting her face bitten by an unhandsome stranger? This girl over here. I guess the lesson in that is:
If you are a single woman, don't go buy anymore sandwiches in Brooklyn after 10 p.m. ✓
If you are a single woman, don’t go buy sandwiches in Brooklyn by yourself. ✓
Don’t go buy anything by your single woman self. That's obviously asking for trouble. ✓
Stay in the house for the rest of eternity to properly avoid men with teeth as all single women should do. ✓✓✓
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