Writing All the You Out of Me, Book Updates


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April 9, 2018

This has been a pain in my ass because I literally feel like I have been re-writing all of the blog posts I wrote for this blog in the first place….because that’s exactly what I’ve been doing. I think what is truly the worst part about this experience is reliving all of these stories again. One of the things about blogging here on kisses and snails is that part of the therapeutic benefit I get from writing the stories is that I’ve become a lot more disconnected from them. It’s like… Having too much to drink and then vomiting. No one really likes throwing up, but a lot of the time it makes you feel better afterwards to get the poison out of your stomach.

I also originally was going to call this first collection of stories The Fuckboy Chronicles combo but that would limit my advertising options and I think the title might be off-putting to some people. Anyways, plenty of places like Amazon, will not allow you to do paid advertising on their pages if there are curse words or anyting they didn’t inappropriate on your book covers, so I think the word “fuck” might qualify as inappropriate.

April 13, 2018

I dead ass am thinking of changing the title of this collection again. ?????. Every other day I get the feeling that maybe I should save that title for some type of sad romantic story with absolutely no storyline idea in my mind right now. But, I do have a tendency to come up with a lot of book titles that have absolutely no type of storyline development behind them, so it wouldn’t be the first time that I’ve done something like this.

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Book cover of Tragically Hilarious Tales About Love from the Kisses & Snails Series by Maple Summers
Who goes to get a hammy ham sandwich in the middle of the night and ends up getting her face bitten by an unhandsome stranger? This girl over here. I guess the lesson in that is: If you are a single woman, don't go buy anymore sandwiches in Brooklyn after 10 p.m. ✓ If you are a single woman, don’t go buy sandwiches in Brooklyn by yourself. ✓ Don’t go buy anything by your single woman self. That's obviously asking for trouble. ✓ Stay in the house for the rest of eternity to properly avoid men with teeth as all single women should do. ✓✓✓ Check out Tragically Hilarious Tales About Love on Amazon & Kindle for more.